Warning | Warning | Warning - This is NOT a fake headline. This is NOT a fake headline.
Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own ‘clinically depressed’ pet dog.
The 76-year-old statesman was savaged by his white Maltese dog - which suffers from frenzied fits and is being treated with anti-depressants.
The animal, named Sumo, had become increasingly violent over the past years and was prone to making ‘vicious, unprovoked attacks’, Chirac’s wife Bernadette said.
Read the full story here - whereupon you will learn that it was not a poodle at all. No, it was a Maltese - but that sure as hell doesn’t make the headline any less amazing.
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